No Trespassing Metal Sign – Funny Warning Sign

🚫 Not Your Average “No Trespassing” Sign

😏Keep out — and if you don't, you might want to think twice.  It starts with a clear “NO TRESPASSING” — and then takes a darkly funny turn: “WE DON'T DIAL 911 — WE CALL THE CORONER.” It’s blunt, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a second look.

🔩 Solid Metal With a Vintage Look

Made from durable iron metal and finished with a distressed, weathered look. The worn edges and aged surface give it the look of an old-school warning sign that has been hanging around for years — even when it's brand new.

🏡 Made for the Places That Need a Warning

Hang it where you want the message to be loud and clear — your yard, driveway, garage, fence, workshop, barn, shed or man cave. It also makes a great conversation piece for home bars, game rooms and other spaces with a little attitude.

😂 For People Who Don't Take “No Trespassing” Lightly

This isn't a boring property sign. It's a funny gift for the friend with the “stay off my property” attitude, the garage guy, the country homeowner, or anyone who enjoys a little dark humor.

📋 Product Information

Size: 6 × 8 in / 8 × 12 in / 12 × 16 in
Style: Vintage / Rustic / Americana
Design: “NO TRESPASSING” with “WE DON'T DIAL 911 — WE CALL THE CORONER”
Material: Durable iron metal
Finish: Distressed, weathered vintage look
Use: Yard, driveway, garage, fence, workshop, barn, shed, man cave or wall décor