{"product_id":"zero-quacks-given-middle","title":"✨✨\"Zero Quacks Given\" Middle Finger Duck Keychain \u0026 Poem Card Set - The Ultimate Cheeky Gift!","description":"\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLet’s be real... adulting is hard. 😩 Between endless emails that could have been meetings, ridiculous traffic, and just the daily grind, sometimes you reach your absolute limit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_423c0021-b2ab-45da-9b52-33da9a2834c9.jpg?v=1777343878\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eEnter your new spirit animal:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe \"Zero Quacks\" Duck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e. 🦆✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAt first glance? A serene, adorable little waterfowl gliding gracefully across the pond of life. 🌊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLook a little closer? He’s politely flipping the bird to all the nonsense. 🖕😌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThis hilarious keychain is the perfect daily reminder to protect your peace, stop sweating the small stuff, and let the BS roll right off your back—just like water off a duck's feathers! 💧\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_7b73925d-4a76-4eb4-b16d-8b7c1056c936.jpg?v=1777344421\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eEvery duck comes with a beautifully illustrated, premium watercolor card featuring a poem that perfectly captures a whole mood:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e✨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhenever the water gets choppy and rough,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAnd you feel like you’ve finally had quite enough:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLook at this duck floating by on the breeze,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDoing exactly whatever he please.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eHe looks very calm on the surface, it’s true,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eBut he’s flipping the bird to the world and to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSo carry this charm when you’ve run out of luck,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAnd politely remind them you give zero f*cks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_ea01591a-e851-4980-ab72-59b3c4667a10.jpg?v=1777344422\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWho needs this in their life? (Spoiler: Everyone) 🙋♀️🙋♂️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYour Work Bestie:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFor surviving another crazy shift together. 👩💻\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe Stressed-Out Friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA guaranteed smile for someone going through a tough time. ❤️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhite Elephant \/ Secret Santa:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBe the absolute star of the gift exchange! 🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYourself:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eClip it to your keys, purse, or work lanyard because you deserve to give zero quacks today. 🎒\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_178a465c-3912-4bce-a667-8cffd4d254ac.jpg?v=1777344420\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhat’s Included in the Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🦆\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e1x Hand-Painted Duck Charm:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrafted from durable, high-quality resin with meticulous \"middle finger\" detailing.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🔗\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePremium Hardware:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSturdy silver-tone lobster clasp keychain, complete with a \"ZERO QUACKS\" engraved metal tag and a sparkling blue crystal accent. 💎\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e💌\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e1x Keepsake Poem Card:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBeautifully printed on thick, high-quality cardstock (Perfect for gifting!).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_df64fe3a-b0e4-4722-b747-d981c4916d8d.jpg?v=1777344418\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ArtveraStudio-hw","offers":[{"title":"January","offer_id":51683698311489,"sku":"PH6042813Y1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"February","offer_id":51683698344257,"sku":"PH6042813Y2","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"March","offer_id":51683698377025,"sku":"PH6042813Y3","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"April","offer_id":51683698409793,"sku":"PH6042813Y4","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"May","offer_id":51683698442561,"sku":"PH6042813Y5","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"June","offer_id":51683698475329,"sku":"PH6042813Y6","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"July","offer_id":51683698508097,"sku":"PH6042813Y7","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"August","offer_id":51683698540865,"sku":"PH6042813Y8","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"September","offer_id":51683698573633,"sku":"PH6042813Y9","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"October","offer_id":51683698606401,"sku":"PH6042813Y10","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"November","offer_id":51683698639169,"sku":"PH6042813Y11","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"December","offer_id":51683698671937,"sku":"PH6042813Y12","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/9165\/3953\/files\/nano_sgl_423c0021-b2ab-45da-9b52-33da9a2834c9.jpg?v=1777472610","url":"https:\/\/artverastudio.com\/products\/zero-quacks-given-middle","provider":"Artverastudio.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}